badddestgirlinnyc:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Source: guy, via slimaniac)

"Everyone should smile. Life really isn’t that serious. We make it hard. The sun rises. The sun sets. We just tend to complicate the process."

Adrian Foster (via petrichour)

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krook:

Wanting to talk to you but not wanting to annoy you is basically my daily struggle

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spangefucker:

do u ever just think what would have happened if u lived closer to someone

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myynt:

i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit

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casalensi:

i wish this was the anon icon image

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ghost-anus:

Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

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